Anything Lime



The weight of our frustrations

(After stepping off the scale)

“Patrick! What’s the weight of my hair? I have a lot more hair now than I’ve had in a while! That must be it!”

“Um… it doesn’t weigh very much.”

“Well, will you hold my hair while I step on the scale?”

“Sure.”

“YES! Point two ounces!”

“Ok, my turn. I just hope the second digit is a seven.” (scale shows 169.8) “Dang it! Give me your hair!”

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